Monday, October 22, 2007

Things I Know About People Who Visit this Site

I haven't had this blog for very long (or put very much effort into it, to be perfectly honest) but already I know some interesting things about people who visit it.

So far, the most popular search query bringing people to Popnomination.Blogspot.Com is "fellating a dog." Looks like people from all over the world want to know more about doggie blows jobs.

Let me find out more so I don't alienate my tiny little fanbase!


POPNOMINATION's GUIDE TO SEX WITH YOUR DOG

(Coming soon. By tomorrow, I swear. I'm stoned and distracted by other things right now.)

Side thought: Maybe that's why blogs shouldn't be anonymous. Because then you don't put any effort into it. I'm hyper-analyzing too much right now.

UPDATE: Ugh gross, I've read up a little more and I'm not explaining it, there's plenty of other sites that do. Check out this guy from BeastForum.Com:

"I am currently looking after someone else's dog while they are on holiday. I stroke him, lick him and suck him. Unfortunately I haven't managed to make him cum, but I'm still hopeful."

Or this one:
"I'm planning to suck off a dog of a girl I've met, but I'm just curious... the dog can't give me any disease but if we both suck off the dog, can the girl herself give me something nasty like herpes or such?"

Be careful who you leave your pets with.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh no!! lol

Melinda Zook said...

Okay, that is enough to give me nightmares.

Anonymous said...

haha, Melinda, me too! I can't believe someone would do that to my doggie.

ct said...

Awe-some. Can't wait to see that documentary "Zoo"

Paris Hilton said...

That's hot.