Giving My Readers the Marijuana Delivery Service Phone #

My darlings:

I've been getting at least one email a day from people who read the "Orgy of the Hemp Eaters" post and write me requesting the number for the marijuana delivery service in Manhattan.

I'd love to give you the number, I really would but it's just too risky for me, I'm sorry. Most of you mention that you're new to the city. Don't worry, after you make some more friends it won't be long til you meet someone who has a hookup. It took me an entire year to get the number myself.

Also, only two people did this but it's so ridiculous it needs to be addressed. They opened their letters to me by asking, "First of all, are you a cop?"

Everyone: IT IS NOT TRUE THAT IF YOU ASK A COP IF HE OR SHE IS A COP THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU. I'm sure police officers LOOOOOOVE that people believe this urban myth. Can you imagine? You're an undercover cop deep into some mob shit and all the sudden one of them turns to you:

"Oh hey man, by the way, are you a cop?"
"You got me! I am by law required to divulge that I am in fact a member of the NYPD."

C'mon people, wake up. No cop has to tell you if they're a cop. Read more about it here.cops must say they're cops, the popo, cops have to tell you if they're cops, disclosure to law enforcement, police identify, police identify themselves, identity theft police, identify undercover police, police must identify, identify to police, state police identify police, police scams, undercover cops, police cops