UNESCORTED Convicts Transfered by Greyhound Bus

In order to cut costs, a prison board in San Diego decided that it would be okay to let their prisoners travel UNESCORTED from one facility to another by Greyhound bus.

Over a 3 year period, 77 convicts escaped. Surprise, surprise.

Someone on the prison board has been eating retard pie.

Read more about it at SignOnSanDiego.Com
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Bathroom Graffitti (Get on it)

Why don't graffiti artists work on public bathroom walls?
Public restrooms could use a little sprucing up and Bathroom Grafitti has several advantages over street graffiti:

1) You can take your time with it; the police aren't going to bust in on you while you're in the loo.
2) It's still public vandalism (don't worry, you're still a bad-ass.)
3) If you do it while emptying your bowels it's technically multi-tasking.

Here's a slogan-
BATHROOM GRAFFITI: PUBLIC VANDALISM IN THE MOST PRIVATE OF PLACES.

It's the next new thing, I swear. Someone please get on it.

Myspace Headline Phenomenon

When signing up for a Myspace.com account, entering a "headline" is mandatory. If you leave it blank you cannot complete your Myspace registration. A warning appears that says "You haven't entered a headline yet."

I've noticed a trend. In what appears to be a quick solution to not entering a headline many, many, Myspacers have resorted to using the headline "I haven't entered a headline yet," or some version of that.

Maybe it was cute-ish the first time I saw it. Now it's unacceptable and it must be stopped! (I really couldn't care less. Myspace is a popular topic though and I want people linking to this blog.)

A few of the guilty parties, at press time, are:
www.myspace.com/cmann50
www.myspace.com/dfgu
www.myspace.com/pojolita
www.myspace.com/debgod
www.myspace.com/16027
www.myspace.com/197219
www.myspace.com/yvonnebp
www.myspace.com/frescolove
www.myspace.com/DJKatsumi
www.myspace.com/185145
www.myspace.com/kellerw
www.myspace.com/germ732
www.myspace.com/32782
www.myspace.com/manoliisfat
www.myspace.com/419053
www.myspace.com/ajisawesome



THESE ARE JUST A HANDFUL. There are 5,080!! Search "haven't entered a headline" in myspace.




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Necrophiliac Mouse

Necrophiliac Mouse

It's things like this that make me glad to be alive.

I came across this photographic masterpiece under the Wikipedia entry for "Necrophilia."

On the one hand, there is no God. But don't be sad.
HERE'S A PICTURE OF A MOUSE SCREWING ANOTHER DEAD MOUSES CORPSE

On the topic of weird animal sex practices, I was reading about a bestiality documentary called "Zoo" and Google-stumbled upon this gem of a website:
Zoophile.net

It's chock full of practical advice for people wishing to bump uglies with animals. They include:

* Guide to Canine Sex
* Receiving anal sex from Canines
* Fellating a Dog
* How to: Felines
* How to: Equines

And my personal favorite because my brain has exploded and is now scattered all over the room over the fact that this is even possible:
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