Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Orgy of the Hemp Eaters


Above: Real marijuana snacks made legally in California. My friends in LA say all you need to do is to say you're depressed and they give you a marijuana license. Isn't everyone depressed anyways?

I am high and in love with Marijuana. I want to shout my love from high upon the mountains!!!!!

I never used to enjoy smoking weed. All it would do was make me paranoid and jumpy and make my heart race. I had best friend who sold massive amounts, I had free access to it all the time and rarely indulged. And actually, "trafficking" is the correct term for what he did, not "selling." He did eventually get busted and spent 2 years in one of PA's worst prisons where he shared a cell with a murderer. It's a very sad story really. This was a blond jewish boy who loved Opera and played Jazz. He was just really, really good at selling weed...for a while.

This past summer though, I discovered the JOYS OF EATING MARIJUANA, and I want to share that joy with you, dear friend.

Honestly, I love this stuff. Did I say that already? Fair enough: It's true it fucks with your memory a little. But it's only temporary.

Eating weed produces a completely different than smoking it. And it's not all in my head; it's been well-documented that ingesting marijuana produces a markedly different "high" then smoking it. You're not ruining your lungs and you can get high in broad daylight, out in the open without anyone knowing you're getting baked.

Anyways, the high is wonderful. It makes me happy. I am encouraging you to try it. maybe this whole blog will turn into nothing but encouraging people to eat weed.

Finally I'll be socially responsible. I'll be a blog that answers a societal need.

The Need for People to Eat Weed!



Rejoice!

I had it delivered. There are a few things about living in Manhattan that after 2 years still tickle me pink. Wash and fold laundry, for instance. I still feel like a kid opening a present when I get my clothes back all clean and folded. Manhattan Pot Delivery is the latest.

POT DELIVERY SERVICE EXPLAINED:


You call the number, tell them the address of who referred you, talk to some kind of dispatcher, are told that it'll be about 45 minutes and that the "driver" will call you when he's outside.

I was worried that they'd be sketched out because I live in a doorman building. Like it wasn't shady enough. "Should I come down to meet him? I live in a doorman building." I said to the dispatcher. He said it was no problem, the guy would come up to my apartment.

(In doorman buildings the doorman calls up to your apartment and you give permission for the guest to go up.)

Anyways, about 45 minutes later the deliver guy calls and asks if I can meet him outside because he's circled the block 3 times and can't find parking. It's a white car on the corner, he says.

I go down expecting to find someone shifty in a moderately priced, if not junky, car. I discover instead, a charming young man in a BMW. I ask for a "quarter" and he realizes its my first time buying from them. They only sell in $50 and $100 and the buds come in little acrylic boxes. (I forget about how much the $100 one is in weight. My friend whom I got the weed delivery service number from told me but i forget.) I know it'd be way cheaper in another borough or if I picked it up but I don't care. It's great weed and I love the delivery service.

So there we are, right next to my doorman building with people passing by only feet away from us and he casually gives me my clear acrylic weed box. He looks up at my building and recognizes it. He informs me he's got a customer in apt 11J. Next time, he'll come up to show me the different varieties.

How cool is that? Being a Manhattan pot delivery must be really fun sometimes.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Third Breasts are real. (Some breastfeed & even grow on men.)



Look at that lovely, well-formed breast pictured above!

Oops, wait, too bad it's on the thigh of a 74-year-old man.
(See below)


According to Medscape.Com this man's case is admittedly rare. Polymastia (the medical term for having extra boobage, also called supernumerary breasts or accessory breasts) however, is not that uncommon.

The extra breasts are usually situated somewhere along the milk lines (which both men and women have, all the way down to their groins) but can apparently appear anywhere. They can appear just as breast tissue or as full breasts with nipples and areolas. Some of these extra breasts can even lactate.

In one recent, well-documented case, a 22-year old grew an extra breast on the bottom of her foot. It was small in terms of breast tissue but came complete with a nipple/areola.

Below is an old engraving showing a woman breastfeeding from her thigh:

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Things I Know About People Who Visit this Site

I haven't had this blog for very long (or put very much effort into it, to be perfectly honest) but already I know some interesting things about people who visit it.

So far, the most popular search query bringing people to Popnomination.Blogspot.Com is "fellating a dog." Looks like people from all over the world want to know more about doggie blows jobs.

Let me find out more so I don't alienate my tiny little fanbase!


POPNOMINATION's GUIDE TO SEX WITH YOUR DOG

(Coming soon. By tomorrow, I swear. I'm stoned and distracted by other things right now.)

Side thought: Maybe that's why blogs shouldn't be anonymous. Because then you don't put any effort into it. I'm hyper-analyzing too much right now.

UPDATE: Ugh gross, I've read up a little more and I'm not explaining it, there's plenty of other sites that do. Check out this guy from BeastForum.Com:

"I am currently looking after someone else's dog while they are on holiday. I stroke him, lick him and suck him. Unfortunately I haven't managed to make him cum, but I'm still hopeful."

Or this one:
"I'm planning to suck off a dog of a girl I've met, but I'm just curious... the dog can't give me any disease but if we both suck off the dog, can the girl herself give me something nasty like herpes or such?"

Be careful who you leave your pets with.

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Online Database of Free Books-on-Tape


Open source, free content internet at it's best.
Librivox.Org has a huge and growing catalog of free audiobooks online. Volunteers (you can be one of them) record themselves reading books from the public domain and then add them to the site. Everyone from students to professional voice over artists contribute. Collection includes fiction, essays, poetry, philosophy treatises, and amendments to the constitution.

Never read Ulysses?
Me neither. I'm going to listen to it while I cut myself.

Naturally, there's lots of classics:
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*Louisa May Alcott: Little Women
*Jane Austen: Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility
*Frank L Baum: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
*Ludwig van Beethoven: Selected Letters of Ludwig van Beethoven
*Lewis Carroll: Through the Looking Glass & Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
*Miguel Cervantes: Don Quixote
*Geoffrey Chaucer: The Canterbury Tales
*Joseph Conrad: Heart of Darkness
*Charles Dickens: A Tale of Two Cities
*Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter
*James Joyce: Ulysses
*Franz Kafka: Metamorphosis
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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Racist Ice Cream Trucks?





Mr Softee trucks are creepy in so many ways. They're everywhere in NYC when it's warm outside. On the back they have these two kids with "Safety Club" badges next to the "STOP! WATCH FOR OUR CHILDREN"

Look at these little Hilter's dream-spawn. Could one of them at least have brown eyes? NYC is an international hub of diversity, right? These two look like the poster children for the Aryan nation.

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Monday, October 1, 2007

Living Gremlins (The Cutest Animal on Earth)


Tarsiers: The Anime-Eyed, Frog-Fingered, Mini-Monkeys of the Philippines.

Are Tarsiers the most adorable thing alive? They look like miniature monkeys with disproportionately huge cartoon eyes and E.T. fingers.

ADORABLE FACTS:

-They're gentle (they eat primarily insects), tiny (they literally fit in your hand), endangered, and have been known injure themselves or commit suicide when in captivity.
-Their eyes are too big to move in their sockets so they rotate their head almost a full 360 degrees
-Average Size: 4-6 inches (like a dick!)
-They weigh around 4.5 ounces. A stick of butter weighs 4 ounces. (I don't know how much a dick weighs.)
-They have silky fur with bald tail except for a tuft at the end
-They are solitary, nocturnal, and shy
-They are monogamous or polygamous
-When they're happy, they trill softly and sweetly like birds
-They are so unique that there has been confusing scientific debate over their "order" in the primate family for over a century (You know, the whole "Order>Family>Genus>Species" stuff.)

(If you want to know more about the formal biological taxonomy go here. There are two "Sub-Orders" of Primates: Strepsirrhini and Haplorrhini. Tarsiers get shuffled from one to another.)

-They've been called the world's smallest primate or world's smallest monkey but they're not. The smallest primate is the Pygmy Mouse Lemur while the smallest monkey is the Pygmy Marmoset. The Pygmy Mouse Lemur is only 30 grams (about 1 ounce) and about 2.4 inches (6.2 cm) !! Mouse Lemurs are also adorable but this Pygmy one hadn't been seen for a century and was last spotted in 1993. The smallest monkey title goes to the Pygmy Marmoset even though it's a wee bit bigger than the Tarsiers (cause Tarsiers aren't technically monkeys but they are primates.)


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