Giving My Readers the Marijuana Delivery Service Phone #

My darlings:

I've been getting at least one email a day from people who read the "Orgy of the Hemp Eaters" post and write me requesting the number for the marijuana delivery service in Manhattan.

I'd love to give you the number, I really would but it's just too risky for me, I'm sorry. Most of you mention that you're new to the city. Don't worry, after you make some more friends it won't be long til you meet someone who has a hookup. It took me an entire year to get the number myself.

Also, only two people did this but it's so ridiculous it needs to be addressed. They opened their letters to me by asking, "First of all, are you a cop?"

Everyone: IT IS NOT TRUE THAT IF YOU ASK A COP IF HE OR SHE IS A COP THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU. I'm sure police officers LOOOOOOVE that people believe this urban myth. Can you imagine? You're an undercover cop deep into some mob shit and all the sudden one of them turns to you:

"Oh hey man, by the way, are you a cop?"
"You got me! I am by law required to divulge that I am in fact a member of the NYPD."

C'mon people, wake up. No cop has to tell you if they're a cop. Read more about it here.cops must say they're cops, the popo, cops have to tell you if they're cops, disclosure to law enforcement, police identify, police identify themselves, identity theft police, identify undercover police, police must identify, identify to police, state police identify police, police scams, undercover cops, police cops

Stalking Edward Norton & other Celebrities (from Campaign Contriubiton info Online)

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I found the most fascinating thing online today. Either the actors Jeffrey Wright, Edward Norton, Mark Ruffalo, Rob Morrow, and Gina Gershon all live at 200 Park Ave S, NY, New York 10003, or they're all filming a movie there. Why are they all giving to Barack and not to Hillary?

The most puzzling thing about these donations is WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY PEOPLE GIVING TO JOHN EDWARDS AND DENNIS KUCINICH?

Only two possible answers:
A) They love throwing money into the wind!
B) They can't bear the thought of a woman or a black man as president.

Did these people know that their private information including $ amount donated, their name, occupation, and HOME ADDRESS was going to be posted on the web?

The one that makes me the most furious is this bitch Linda Jacobs from 45 E. 9th St 10003. She's listed three times (Not Employed, Self-Employed, and No Information.) She gave to Edwards, Obama, AND to Kucinich. No love for Hillary though. This chick clearly wants any Democrat except for Hillary to win. And it's a wonder why people say women are women's own worst enemies...



Let's write to Thomas Kelly, attorney at Debevois & Plimpton; nestled in between Linda Jacobs' pendulous donations, to see if he knows his information is online...

(All these addresses are large buildings by the way, so it's highly unlikely Thomas Kelly and Linda Jacobs know each other, much less share an apartment.)

Here he is, Thomas M Kelly, partner at Debevois & Plimpton: http://www.debevoise.com/attorneys/detail.aspx?id=42bdf8ca-0d86-4a39-bb8c-1a3310309939&type=showfullbio

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Email to Thomas Kelly
To: tmkelly@debevoise.com
From: popnomination@gmail.com
Subject: Donation of $2,300 to Hillary Clinton

Dear Mr. Kelly,
Just out of curiosity, are you aware that your name, occupation, place of work, home address, and dollar amount donated to the Hilary Clinton campaign gets posted on the internet? Just curious!

Thanks,
Popnomination.

PS Thanks for voting for Hillary!
PSS Stay clear of Linda Jacobs, a cunt who lives in your building.

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The Clinton campaign would probably prefer I didn't involve myself on it's behalf but I had to thank the man...

Hey, check it out, you can stalk by occupation. Here's the results for "Actor"

So David Cross lives on the same street as Tom Hanks, huh? Interesting. And Alec Baldwin has a place at 409 Madison Ave. Interesting. Adam Sandler's got a place in New Hampshire. Interesting.

Let's see Film Director. Oh cool, some guy named Craig Mowry shelled out $8,400 for Hillary. I'll send him my screenplay tomorrow.

Let's try Musician: John Bongiovi's got a place in TN. Interesting.

Some fools listed their occupations as "Singer" and even "Vocalist" but no assholes for "Guitarist." One asshole for "Drummer" though. Who the fuck is Rick Marotta anyways. Definitely washed up... Yep. Rick Marotta: Studio drummer having "worked with Carly Simon, Paul Simon, and Steely Dan."

He's in lots of "Drummer" magazines. He enjoys: "Reminiscing about the 70's, collecting Hawaiian print shirts, and adding his own name to websites."

THIS IS FUN!!! LET'S KEEP SEARCHING...
Ooo Hugh Hefner lists his occupation as "Editor." Interesting. Why do he and so many other wealthy people give in amounts of $4,600 and $2,300? And why is Kimberly Hefner still "giving" from Hugh's Playboy Mansion? Does Holly know?edward norton bio, edward norton movies, edward norton filmography, edward norton pics, edward norton jr, edward norton dating, edward norton gay, edward norton richard gere, edward norton films, edward norton news, edward norton gossip, gina gershon photos, hillary presidential, why hillary clinton

Lady or Ladyboy?

It's no ancient Chinese secret that Asians make the prettiest trannies. (Ancient Chinese Secret, get it?! The gods of humor are going to smite me now.)

In Thailand there's an entire subculture of transgendered men called Kathoeys and they're apparently very well-accepted by the community.

Think you know your Ladys from your Ladyboys?



Okay this first one's obviously a ladyboy but what about the others? Answers at bottom.

A)


B)


C)


D)



E)



F)



G)



H)


I)



ANSWERS:

LADYS- A,B,C,D
LADYBOYS- E,F,G,H,I

Watch one young man's transition, as he calls it, from "babyboy to ladyboy."


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Blog Fight!

Mark Kerrigan, owner of a blog called the "Communications factors: You have only one chance to make a first impression," included Popnomination.Com in a post called "I Guess English Class Wasn't As Important As Popularity."

He wrote:


He omitted information from my blog post Orgy of the Hemp Eaters essentially to retell a joke I had already made. I tried to leave a comment responding but he denied it! So here is the comment I tried to leave:

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Dear Mark,

In all fairness, the paragraph immediately preceding the one you quoted from my blog acknowledges that marijuana really does impair a person's memory. I wrote:
"Honestly, I love this stuff. Did I say that already? Fair enough: It's true it fu--s with your memory a little. But it's only temporary."

You appear to have omitted that minor detail just so you could make a joke about weed making people forgetful, a joke I had already made. You made the joke twice, actually: "I guess he didn't remember it" and "maybe he forgot!"

Mark, don't you know a joke isn't funny when told a second time? If you had included my paragraph it wouldn't have been funny after being told a third time. Maybe you forgot.
You're like a corrupt journalist who quotes people out of context. I guess the ethics portion of your studies weren't as important to you as the grammar lessons.

You own a social/business networking platform huh? Tsk, tsk Mark Kerrigan. Being a douche bag isn't very professional and it certainly isn't good for your social life. (Is there a hyphen in douche bag? Oh my god I don't know!)

By the way, it is not mandated by the gods of grammar that a person use a comma after the word "and."

PS I'm not a "he" you presumptuous dick.

Thanks for the link!
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And here's his sad little apology letter. Boo-hoo! He admits to omitting parts of my post to retell my joke and "apologizes profusely."

If anyone can find a picture of this guy please send. I'd like to photoshop a dick going into his ear.

UPDATE 11/07

I didn't respond to Mark's apology email so he decided to follow up with another post declaring "It's On!" and then ANOTHER post called "Got Flamed?" How boring.

Dear Mark,
It's generally not a good idea to follow up an apology letter with a brand new post bitching about me.

Anyways, this is the last I'm writing about Mark Kerrigan. Yawn.

UPDATE 11/08

He wrote yet a third blog entry about lil' ole me! Oh Mark. Markity Mark Mark. You are so sad.

Check out my Lady or Ladyboy? post where he left a comment calling me un-ladylike. Oh dear god! Mark Kerrigan of Butt-fuck, Tennessee has insulted my grammar and called me un-ladylike. Take me now, Lord. I don't deserve to live!

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Chess is Sexist and Racist. Not Homophobic.

Chess is Sexist?
Theres a point-rating system for the pieces that goes like this:
Queen: 9 points
Rook: 5 points
Bishop or Knight: 3 points
Pawn: 1 point
Then there's the King who is literally priceless because he determines whether the game is won or lost. One could argue that the Queen is the most powerful of the active pieces, but in the end she still gets sacrificed for the King.

Chess is Racist?
I taught a black friend how to play chess and it was awkward having to explain to him that "white always goes first." It's true though. In chess, white always goes first.

Chess is homophobic?
The one thing that chess is most definitely not is homophobic. If a Pawn gets to the end of the board he can turn into a big ole' flaming Queen. He can turn into any number of things, actually. He can be a Queen... a Knight... a Bishop. A whole trifecta of gay fetishes.

For the actual history of chess go here.

Below is a great song called "One Night In Bangkok" from a failed musical called "Chess." The lyrics are hilarious and I love the references to the ladyboys in Thailand. "If you're lucky then the girl's a she..."



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