If GOOGLE had a tag line:

1. Google: We're motherfucking Google!
2. Google: Say my name.
3. Google: We own you.
4. Google: Yeah, we own that too.
5. Google: We own that also.
6. Google: We know where you live.
7. Google: Would you like to see a copy of your pornographic search history file?
8. Google: What?
9. Google: We know your secrets and wouldn't want them getting leaked out. That's not a threat, we're just saying.
10. Google: The printing press is adorable.

Carly Simon's Keepin it Real, Sister!

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No Secrets! No Bras!